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-St Anthony arrested after gardai recover EURO200,000 worth of stolen goods
-Five ways to turn your uncommunicative, GAA-loving husband into an uncommunicative, GAA-loving CONNELL
-Rogue Siege of Ennis maims four
-Man about to serenade apartment block with 'Galway Girl' taken out by sniper
-Irish government agrees Mrs Brown's Boys sufficient reparations for occupation
-Exclusive extracts from literary sensations Jesus Christ What a Complete Gobnait and Ordinary Shams